| Jim Halpert: | Question. What kind of bear is best? |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's a ridiculous question. |
| Jim Halpert: | False. Black bear. |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?! |
