March 2010
3 posts
Watchfrom Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr. Fox
June 2009
2 posts
“The rage and self-loathing associated with hipsters has become more annoying,...”
– Look at This Fucking Hipster Basher, Robert Lanham (via The Morning News)
Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!
May 2009
6 posts
Murder for a jar of red rum.
Palindrome.
In transit.
If I see someone male that looks like they’re a nice person, say from a bus window, I think yeah, they could be the one. Maybe if I talked to them it would go amazingly well and we’d get married and have children and finally life would go well and we’d get a pet iguana and name it Peppy because once we left it on the kitchen table and it knocked over the pepper and we thought it would be a cute...